Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
nutella sex= disaster
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
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I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
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I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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