question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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