I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
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At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
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It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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