She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
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