Christians are straight up FREAKS
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Randomize
