Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
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