I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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