An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
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So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
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I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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