I hope mine doesn't look like that
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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