quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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