No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
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We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
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I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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