Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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