this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
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Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
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Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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