i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
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