if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
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He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
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Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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