Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Sorry about my life...
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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