Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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