ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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