those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Randomize
