high people should be assigned attendants
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
Randomize