so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
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Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
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So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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