I would go down on you faster than GM stock
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
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