Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
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you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
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We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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