Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
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Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
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I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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