So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
Randomize
