So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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