Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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