so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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