How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
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it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
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I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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