Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
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