she looked like the bat from fern gully.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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