I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
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we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
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I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
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