Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
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