Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
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i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
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I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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