Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
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my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
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It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
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