but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
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Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
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ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
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