If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
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The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
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Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
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