Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
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