i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
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I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
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I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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