Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
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Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
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Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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