last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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