is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
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my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
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You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons