i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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