lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
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You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
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I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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