Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
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My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
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Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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