If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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