Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
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Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
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it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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