yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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