it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
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