Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
Randomize
