Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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