Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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