the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
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Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
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I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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