i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
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I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
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i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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