Walk of Shame. In a state park.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
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i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
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Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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